Drop the evidence.
Upload one clear photo. Bedrooms, living rooms, offices—no space is safe.
Brutally honest. Actually helpful.
Roast first. Fix second.
Upload your room. Get an AI verdict that pulls no punches—then three real fixes that make the place feel intentional.
One free roast daily. No credit card. No design degree.
RoomRoast
Your lighting is trying to start a true-crime podcast.
Room rating
2/10
Upload a photo of your room
We'll roast it. Then fix it.
Real fixes
Swap the overhead glare for a warm floor lamp.
Scorecard ready for the group chat
Savage mode
Honest enough to be useful.
01
Funny first.
A verdict worth sending to the group chat.
02
Useful always.
Three practical fixes with every roast.
03
Yours to share.
Keep it private or make it everyone’s business.
The intervention
One photo. No filter. Real fixes.
RoomRoast turns design feedback into a fast, specific, and surprisingly constructive reality check.
Get the roast.
A specific, unfiltered verdict on the choices your room has been making.
Fix the damage.
Leave with three changes that make the room better, not just funnier.
The scorecard
Your room's new group-chat moment.
The verdict
“This room has five seating options and not one place to put a drink.”
2The score they'll never let you forget
Ready to share.
Simple pricing
Pick your level of emotional damage.
Daily Roast
For the room-curious and chaos-friendly.
$0
- One roast every day
- Three practical room fixes
- Watermarked scorecard
RoomRoast Pro
For serial redecorators who want the comeback, not just the punchline.
$7/mo
- Unlimited room roasts
- Redesign renders
- Shoppable fix recommendations
Before you submit the evidence
Fair questions. Brutal answers.
Let's see what your room is hiding.
Upload a photo, take the hit, and leave with three ways to make the room better.
Roast My Room